Cat Eradication Device

This is a device used to encourage Kitty not to frequent an area where it is not wanted.

It is very difficult to get next to, let alone capture a kitty unless it is yours. Until now the only recourse was to yell at and chase the offender away. But now, thanks to the C E D, there is a choice.

There are a few things you will need: (can be found at most High Tech outlets)

    1. A storage unit composed of rubber, usually found in spherical or elongated shapes and used to         store helium or carbon dioxide.*

    2. A supply of clear liquid which freezes at 32 F. and is made up of 2 Hydrogen atoms combined         to 1 Oxygen atom.

    3. A good supply of patience, good aim, and general knowlege of when kitty will be in the         offending position.

      INSTRUCTIONS:

     1. Fill the storage unit with the clear liquid being careful not to exceed the storage units capacity.          Tie the end of the storage unit in a knot.

     2. Being careful to stay out of sight of the kitty;
                    a. get as close as possible
                    b. take aim
                    c. throw C E D as close to kitty as possible This device gives kitty a good memory of                         where not to roost.  

* A condom will produce a SAFE C E D.